For some background information, my ovulation day ranges
from cycle day 12-21. I know, my body
doesn’t like predictability! Anyways,
currently, I’m on cycle day 7. The
reunion is on Sunday, which is of course cycle day 14. This terrifies me,
because now I am trying to plan alternative arrangements should I piss a smiley
face on an OPK. If I do, the room
situation is not looking very promising because we are sharing a room with dad
and brother. Talk about awkward. So I’ve been thinking if only I was fertile,
then I wouldn’t care if we missed this cycle.
Our alternative arrangement is praying that we don’t see a smiley face
until day 16! But just in case, I told
my B to be ready for sneaking off to a bathroom. He seemed a little uneasy. I reminded him, “sex is not about your
comfort; we got Preseed for that.” I’m
so glad he gets my sense of humor. In
addition to the room issue, my Aunt made me question my logic on this whole
conception thing.
My Aunt tells me that
in order to get pregnant at the reunion, we will need some Tequila. “You have to get drunk off of Tequila.” Avoiding Tequila was my birth control as a
teen. I didn’t even know sex had to be
involved to get pregnant from the stories she forewarned me of. Since
I started trying to conceive, I have avoided alcohol because every piece of
literature says that it hampers fertility.
Yet, we all know that one girl (because I’m in my bitter stage of
infertility, we’ll refer to her as “slut”) who had one hell of drunken night the
night she got knocked up. So who knows,
maybe I will have to try that too!!!!
For family reunions, we all have matching shirts in the same
color. I’ve been tye-dying shirts for my
cousins to wear, and I was thinking about how much fun it would be to get
pregnant this cycle. For the next
reunion, everyone could wear the shirt that says, “I went to the reunion and
all I got was this stinking T-shirt.”
Then my hubby’s and mine could say, “I went to the reunion and all I got
was this stinking cute baby.”
Praying for a smiley face and conception AFTER the reunion!
Hi from Lost and Found. Welcome to the blog world! A friend of mine told me to get drunk on Thanksgiving and we would get pregnant...both of her children were conceived this way. She told me this before I told her we were infertile so I wasn't offended. I just smirked because this is how fertile people think :) Good luck to you and I hope you get busy at the reunion and get a BFP!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! It's so funny hearing the thoughts of the fertile. I swear if there is a way to get it done, I think we would all be marketing this magic solution. The only thing I know is to keep everything but your legs crossed!
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